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T***@yahoo.co.uk
2007-09-06 16:49:46 UTC
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[quote]
Daft burglar writes name on wall

A 18-year-old burglar who vandalised a children's campsite building
was caught because he wrote his name on a wall at the scene, a court
has heard.

Peter Addison, of Heaton Mersey, Stockport, and his friend Mark
Ridgeway of Poynton, Cheshire, smashed crockery and let off fire
extinguishers.

Addison received a conditional discharge. Ridgeway, 18, must carry out
60 hours unpaid work.

Both pleaded guilty to burglary at Macclesfield Magistrates' Court.

Addison was ordered to pay £725 compensation and £20 costs. Ridgeway
has to pay £20 costs.

Apart from writing his own name in black marker pen at the Toc H
centre in Adlington, Cheshire, Addison also left his gang's name on
the wall - The Adlington Massiv!.

The teenager vandalised a Garden Birds of Britain poster by adding "R
Gay".

He then left a final message to the campsite owners - "thanks for the
stay".

Police found him after entering his name in a computer system.

Inspector Gareth Woods, of Cheshire Police, said: "This crime is up
there with the dumbest of all in the criminal league table.

"There are some pretty stupid criminals around, but to leave your own
name at the scene of the crime takes the biscuit.

"The daftness of this lad certainly made our job a lot easier."
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Did they get such a lenient sentence just because they pleaded guilty,
or did the magistrates take pity on them for being so utterly stupid?

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ian field
2007-09-06 18:01:34 UTC
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[quote]
Daft burglar writes name on wall

A 18-year-old burglar who vandalised a children's campsite building
was caught because he wrote his name on a wall at the scene, a court
has heard.

Peter Addison, of Heaton Mersey, Stockport, and his friend Mark
Ridgeway of Poynton, Cheshire, smashed crockery and let off fire
extinguishers.

Addison received a conditional discharge. Ridgeway, 18, must carry out
60 hours unpaid work.

Both pleaded guilty to burglary at Macclesfield Magistrates' Court.

Addison was ordered to pay £725 compensation and £20 costs. Ridgeway
has to pay £20 costs.

Apart from writing his own name in black marker pen at the Toc H
centre in Adlington, Cheshire, Addison also left his gang's name on
the wall - The Adlington Massiv!.

The teenager vandalised a Garden Birds of Britain poster by adding "R
Gay".

He then left a final message to the campsite owners - "thanks for the
stay".

Police found him after entering his name in a computer system.

Inspector Gareth Woods, of Cheshire Police, said: "This crime is up
there with the dumbest of all in the criminal league table.

"There are some pretty stupid criminals around, but to leave your own
name at the scene of the crime takes the biscuit.

"The daftness of this lad certainly made our job a lot easier."
[unquote]

Did they get such a lenient sentence just because they pleaded guilty,
or did the magistrates take pity on them for being so utterly stupid?

If it weren't for thick villains there'd be no solved crimes!!!
Robin T Cox
2007-09-06 18:06:25 UTC
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Post by T***@yahoo.co.uk
A 18-year-old burglar who vandalised a children's campsite building
was caught because he wrote his name on a wall at the scene, a court
has heard.
Our prisons are full of life's inadequates, and many years ago such people
were transported to places like Australia.

Nowadays their children regularly beat us at cricket, rugby etc.

Look out for more defeats at the forthcoming Rugby World Cup.

He who laughs last laughs longest.
Joe Lee
2007-09-07 03:44:57 UTC
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Post by Robin T Cox
Post by T***@yahoo.co.uk
A 18-year-old burglar who vandalised a children's campsite building
was caught because he wrote his name on a wall at the scene, a court
has heard.
Our prisons are full of life's inadequates, and many years ago such people
were transported to places like Australia.
Nowadays their children regularly beat us at cricket, rugby etc.
That's the best argument i've ever seen for bringing back capital punishment
:)
Post by Robin T Cox
Look out for more defeats at the forthcoming Rugby World Cup.
We might not see the photo's though !
Post by Robin T Cox
He who laughs last laughs longest.
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R. Mark Clayton
2007-09-06 22:49:47 UTC
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[quote]
Daft burglar writes name on wall

A 18-year-old burglar who vandalised a children's campsite building
was caught because he wrote his name on a wall at the scene, a court
has heard.

Did he leave his address too? "we know where you live" etc.
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